10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Fold and live to fold again
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."