10 Random Poker Quotes

• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Fold and live to fold again