10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss