10 Random Poker Quotes

• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Fold and live to fold again
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Welcome to kicker school
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.