10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..