10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...