10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear