10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim