10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Fold and live to fold again
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.