10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak