10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.