10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Fook the floosh droo!
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.