10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- It's Free To Fold...
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio