10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.