10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Fold and live to fold again
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Those eggs smell delicious!