10 Random Poker Quotes

• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."