10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)