10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Welcome to kicker school
- Poker is for loners.
- "No river, no fish."
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"