10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com