10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.