10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- im going to 2 out you to death