10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier