10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die