10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.