10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz