10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders