10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.