10 Random Poker Quotes

• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"