10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)