10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• in the poker game of life women are the rake