10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die