10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack