10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Poker is for loners.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."