10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"