10 Random Poker Quotes

• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Fold and live to fold again
• Poker is for fat, American losers.