10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword