10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Fish don't eat Nutz!