10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.