10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "No river, no fish."
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.