10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth