10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.