10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson