10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT