10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."