10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson