10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)