10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson