10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."