10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo