10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers